The Fastest Clock in the Universe
by Philip Ridley

Directed by Lynn Ann Bernatowicz

 


“You wouldn’t think immortality and eternal youth would be too much to ask ,would you?”

 You are invited to Cougar Glass’ eleventh 19th birthday party! 

HOSTED BY: Captain Tock, Cougar’s gray hair plucker and sugar daddy.

WHERE: A dilapidated room above an abandoned factory in London’s East End.  

WHAT: Birthday cake, candles, lesbian porn, party hats, a knife, Groucho glasses, fondling games, birds, pictures of birds, quiffs, the fastest clock in the Universe, vodka, teenagers, story telling, emotional abuse – all the ingredients for a party you wont want to miss!

Half Price Preview: October 10 & 11, 2007
Opening: October 12, 2007

Performances are Thursday through Saturday at 8 PM & Sunday at 3 PM

Tickets $25